Thursday, July 30, 2009

For MELANIE 2009

This is something i've been waiting to do                                                                                                                   Now you cannot say that I never email you                                                                                                            because this right here is living proof..                                                                                                                  Although you are still a great big goof                                                                                                                      Melanie oh Melanie, don't you see                                                                                                                                that you are a gunderson, not a shmee                                                                                                                                             It is high time that you recognize that                                                                                                                                              If not, you could turn into a 32 eared cat                                                                                                               That would be not so good                                                                                                                                         and you would be greatly misunderstood                                                                                                    Although you’re hearing WOULD be divine                                                                                                                          I would wish that it could be mine                                                                                                                             Anyway, you are extremely funny                                                                                                                           even when we are out in the sunny                                                                                                                                     Playing games is kinda our thing                                                                                                                                      but sometimes we just can't help but sing                                                                                                              At the reunion, you found a new hobby                                                                                                                                         and during phase ten you went to the potty                                                                                                                        We thought you were strange when you just stared at the wall                                                                                          But I guess you can still stand tall and not fall...?                                                                                              Well my lunch break is coming to an end                                                                                                                So this email I will have to send                                                                                                                                              Back to work I must go                                                                                                                                                       hopefully you or I don't break a toe!                                                                                                                             My dear, I have a question for you                                                                                                                                          are you still at Grandma's with Kara the foo?                                                                                                                        Or did you return to your casa                                                                                                                                                       in the great Spanish forkasa?

Sunday, July 19, 2009

For JANNAE 2009

Jannae oh Jannae.
You're name kinda rhymes with "Iwanna eat hay."
You are so cool
Sometimes it leaves me to drool
Although sometimes you make me eat rotten fruit
You don’t need to worry because I don’t act like a brute
There once was a day that you almost died
Melissa and I wanted to dump down and cry,
It was a weight machine that almost broke your spine
But you never even sounded out a whine
Sometimes we go on adventures
Like we will when we are old with dentures
Last week we went to a baseball game so grand
but you wouldn’t even hold my hand
Sometimes when you talk about poop
I just want to leave the room and throw up my soup
but I don’t.. simply because
You’re wittier than I ever was
You my friend are super funny
We will soon go to the diamondbacks game to find your honey.
That is the end. This is goodbye.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Rachel Burr 2009

Rachel oh Rachel. you are oh so swell
As Anyone who meets you is sure to tell
now the big 2-0 you have become
I am quite proud to call you my chum
Rachel Gunderson says she agrees
and most likely so do the bumblebees
You make me smile when i am near
even though we don’t drink beer
You are always so very cool
And sometimes it makes me drool
Although i seem to live far away
We will be even farther when you go to China – hey!
But kindred we will always be
Because we share the same family tree
So since it’s your birthday go celebrate
And at the reunion we will meet and not hate
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I love you! Rough we don't ever drink beer
you are always so very cool
and somtimes it makes me drool
Although I seem to live far away
We wil be even farther when you go to china-hey!
But kindred we will always be
because we share the same family tree
So since it's your birthday go celebrate
and at the reunion we will meet and not hate

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Aubry Burr 2011

Today is the day you have turned 23
It may seem like it has flown by as you see
You are now more knowledgeable in the anatomy section
now anyone can ask you, "Where is the rectum"
Many precious things did you receive
like a suprise party, we all tried not to deceive
You were given a purse
And to make matters the opposite of worse
The M&Ms were bought so don’t you pout
That brings to an end that long 4 year drought
Presents have come, maybe once maybe even twice J
But you would be wise if you listened to this advice...
Go eat some cake the kind without the sprinkles
And then..........go take a tinkle!
Happy Birthday AUBRY!!!!