Ashley Allen 2009

ashley Allen.
It is now sixteen years you have been in existence
Congrats for going that long distance.
You are a fabulous cousin to me
in fact, you make me want to flee..
To utah that is.. to the great Pleasant Grove
to sing for you this interesting ode.

However, it seems that that cannot happen

So i will sit here impatiently tappin’

For that wonderful time when we will be reacquainted

When we will sit on a bench newly painted

That may seem weird to most

So maybe i’ll just give you a toast

To all the good times we’ve had

Like playing games with your mother’s dad,

Or going to grandma’s packed with a trunk

Laughing to hard people thought we were drunk

You sure are extremely witty

I bet you have choked on a cherry pitty

But that doesn’t matter now

For you are still cooler than a cow

As you know, you are quite wise

Unless it is all an evil disguise

But I suppose I would have to forgive you

Because I have sat with you in a canoe

But most importantly because it is your birthday so great

I will leave you alone to partake of your cake

16 candles, what a treat

That is way better than soggy wheat!

AHH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHLEY!!! I love you!!