Friday, April 15, 2011
April Pollock 2011
Your birthday: at last it has finally come,
How many have you had? It seems to be a great sum.
In other words, i'm saying you're old..
but that is something you dont have to be told!
You can figure that one out all by yourself...
20 is old... even if you are an elf!
But alas, that is something you are not
Unless you’re in hiding, trying not to be caught!
That would be funny... and I would still be your friend
To your rescue, myself I would send!
The moment of truth, it needs to be now!
Are you really an elf? Or maybe a cow?!
Haha just kidding, those things I don’t think!
But what I do know is that you love PINK!
April, you’re awesome and really smart!
Something that’s big is definitely your heart!!
Dang gorgeous is something you ALWAYS are..
And I love dancing with you in the car!
Happy Birthday, girl! I love you lots!
Even more than Sonic’s tater tots!
Have a good day, eat lots of cake..
Celebrate with lots of people, jump in a lake!
Or don't... because you can do whatever you want!
If it's your desire, be a debutant!
That could be funny,
You could make some money..
But whatever, just have a great day!
Let nothing stand in the way!
Friday, February 25, 2011
Cori Thomas 2011
Cori my beautiful,
your birthday has come
Now that you're 16, GO GET SOME!
Just kidding, I don't approve of that advice
I don't want you to end up living with mice!
That didn't make any sense, but that's okay...
BECAUSE IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!
Now that you're 16, GO GET SOME!
Just kidding, I don't approve of that advice
I don't want you to end up living with mice!
That didn't make any sense, but that's okay...
BECAUSE IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!
Don’t forget to party
hard and live it up
Eat lots of cakes and
drink from a cup...
Make it fun and keep
it real.
I’ll even let you know
how I feel
You’re the prettiest
girl I’ve ever seen
When it comes to
talents, you’re the queen
I miss you lots and
that’s a fact
It’s being in your
presence I feel lately I have lacked
You’re the best and
always make me smile
You’re closer to my
heart than stomach bile
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AN
AMAZING COUSIN
I LOVE YOU A LOT...
TIMES FOUR DOZEN!
Friday, December 4, 2009
Tara Allen 2009
Tara Velate! Oh Tara Velate!
I bet you didn't think your birthday rhyme would
come this late!
Tara. I love you and that’s no lie
I love it when we go to Thanksgiving and
eat lots of pie
Reunions and cousins weekends are great
And I just can’t wait to take pictures
on that graffitied freight
Now happy 19 and 2 month anniversary of
birth
To my wonderful cousin of great worth!
Monday, August 31, 2009
Ashley Allen 2009
ashley Allen.
It is now sixteen years you have been in existence
Congrats for going that long distance.
You are a fabulous cousin to me
in fact, you make me want to flee..
To utah that is.. to the great Pleasant Grove
to sing for you this interesting ode.
It is now sixteen years you have been in existence
Congrats for going that long distance.
You are a fabulous cousin to me
in fact, you make me want to flee..
To utah that is.. to the great Pleasant Grove
to sing for you this interesting ode.
However, it seems that
that cannot happen
So i will sit here
impatiently tappin’
For that wonderful
time when we will be reacquainted
When we will sit on a
bench newly painted
That may seem weird to
most
So maybe i’ll just
give you a toast
To all the good times
we’ve had
Like playing games
with your mother’s dad,
Or going to grandma’s
packed with a trunk
Laughing to hard
people thought we were drunk
You sure are extremely
witty
I bet you have choked
on a cherry pitty
But that doesn’t
matter now
For you are still
cooler than a cow
As you know, you are
quite wise
Unless it is all an
evil disguise
But I suppose I would have to forgive you
Because I have sat with you in a canoe
But most importantly because it is your birthday so great
I will leave you alone to partake of your cake
16 candles, what a treat
That is way better than soggy wheat!
AHH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHLEY!!! I love you!!
Sunday, August 2, 2009
That one day in sunday school 2009
An ode to all of those
in a certain Sunday School Class:
Bring on the Trials
and Bring on the smiles
Once that is done
You're life will be full of fun
Bring on the Trials
and Bring on the smiles
Once that is done
You're life will be full of fun
Just break the “I want to be miserable” fad
And see that life isn’t that bad
You can go find a believer
Who will think you are an
over-achiever
Tell him to do the same
So happiness he can claim
Don’t feel sorry for yourself
That’s a first class ticket to
bad health
Instead, put on a hat
And say, hey I can conquer that!
Go out and do something strange
Like make pickles out on the
range
You don’t want to be like Bill
Who has no life experiences to
kill
Go out and find a job
Then you will be more like Bob
I don’t know where this is going
It seems my mind is slowing
That’s the end of this rhyme
I’ll try again another time
Thursday, July 30, 2009
For MELANIE 2009
This is something i've been waiting to do Now you cannot say that I
never email you because this right here is
living proof.. Although you are still a great
big goof Melanie oh Melanie, don't you
see that you
are a gunderson, not a shmee It is high time that you recognize
that If not, you could turn into a 32
eared cat That would be not so good and you would be greatly
misunderstood Although you’re hearing WOULD be
divine I would wish that it could be
mine Anyway, you are extremely funny even when we are out in the sunny Playing games is kinda our thing but sometimes we just can't help but
sing At the reunion, you found a new
hobby and during phase ten you went to the
potty We thought you were strange when you
just stared at the wall But I guess you can still stand tall
and not fall...? Well my lunch break is coming to an
end So this email I will have to send Back to work I must go hopefully you or I don't break a
toe! My dear, I have a question for you are you still at Grandma's with Kara
the foo? Or did you return to
your casa in the great Spanish forkasa?
Sunday, July 19, 2009
For JANNAE 2009
Jannae oh Jannae.
You're name kinda rhymes with "Iwanna eat hay."
You are so cool
Sometimes it leaves me to drool
Although sometimes you make me eat rotten fruit
You don’t need to worry because I don’t act like a brute
There once was a day that you almost died
Melissa and I wanted to dump down and cry,
It was a weight machine that almost broke your spine
But you never even sounded out a whine
Sometimes we go on adventures
Like we will when we are old with dentures
Last week we went to a baseball game so grand
but you wouldn’t even hold my hand
Sometimes when you talk about poop
I just want to leave the room and throw up my soup
but I don’t.. simply because
You’re wittier than I ever was
You my friend are super funny
We will soon go to the diamondbacks game to find your honey.
That is the end. This is goodbye.
You're name kinda rhymes with "Iwanna eat hay."
You are so cool
Sometimes it leaves me to drool
Although sometimes you make me eat rotten fruit
You don’t need to worry because I don’t act like a brute
There once was a day that you almost died
Melissa and I wanted to dump down and cry,
It was a weight machine that almost broke your spine
But you never even sounded out a whine
Sometimes we go on adventures
Like we will when we are old with dentures
Last week we went to a baseball game so grand
but you wouldn’t even hold my hand
Sometimes when you talk about poop
I just want to leave the room and throw up my soup
but I don’t.. simply because
You’re wittier than I ever was
You my friend are super funny
We will soon go to the diamondbacks game to find your honey.
That is the end. This is goodbye.
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